Remember when piledrivers were death moves? And then the late ’90s happened? If you don’t, I’m sure you’ve heard the Retired Wrestler Podcast Mafia complain about it regularly enough that it’s LIKE you remember. I miss seeing piledrivers on a regular basis, though. They’re the perfect blend of simplicity and looking like they hurt. And they’re hilarious when the guy doing it messes up and falls over sideways.

What happened to the 3 months of buffer strips I had queued up? What, time passed and I’m down to two weeks? Weeeeell shit.

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