I’ve talked about this a few times over the years, and just recently on the Patreon preview for this page, but since I started writing HEAT I knew there was going to be a version of the Mike Tyson “I’ll eat your children” promo, which is my favourite promo in all of sports. I think my favourite thing about it is that it’s completely unrelated to anything the interviewer asks him, Tyson just suddenly psyches himself up and lets loose. Well, that and “I’ll eat his children, praise be to Allah,” because that might be the most absurd sentence ever uttered by an athlete.

See it for yourself here:

Next Week: Mascara de Oro enters, and we’ve got ourselves a stew goin’. Read it early on Patreon!