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2013

May 13HEAT #248 – Who Are You?
May 7HEAT #247 – The Emerald Grass Of The Alternate Present
Apr 29HEAT #246 – Extras Sans Ricky Gervais
Apr 22HEAT #245 – The Only Thing Anyone is Paying Attention To Is the Masked Koala
Apr 15HEAT #244 – He Won’t Get To Pick The Radio Station, Either
Apr 9HEAT #243 – Sage Advice From Another Doc Crockett Guy
Apr 2Classic Wrestling Moments #12
Mar 26HEAT #242 – I Hope Kong Eats You. Or Toast. Whatever.
Mar 18HEAT #241 – Domestic Dispute
Mar 11HEAT #240 – Caroline’s Dating Policy
Mar 4HEAT #239 – Like Twenty Questions But Stupid
Feb 25HEAT #238 – It’s A Euphemism
Feb 18HEAT #237 – Bad Memories Of A Bad Back
Feb 11HEAT #236 – Less Time Than He Claims Later…
Feb 4HEAT #235 – Making Cardio Fun
Jan 28HEAT #234 – ZE GERMANS! ZE GERMANS ARE COMING!
Jan 21Classic Wrestling Moments #11

2012

Dec 31HEAT #233 – Victory
Dec 25HEAT Christmas Special 2012
Dec 24HEAT #232 – It’s All Over, Including Consciousness!
Dec 17HEAT #231 – Enough Blood To Make Ric Flair Cringe
Dec 11HEAT #230 – Make Him Humble
Dec 3HEAT #229 – Ragnar’s Revenge On A Guy Ragnar Never Met
Nov 26HEAT #228 – Unmaskings and Explodings
Nov 19HEAT #227 – Eye Gouges Are Always The Correct Answer
Nov 12HEAT #226 – His Vertebrae Are Pretty Much Dust By Now
Nov 5HEAT #225 – Surgeons Of The Future Are Like Personal Injury Lawyers
Oct 29HEAT #224 – More Legal Yet Injurious Hats
Oct 22HEAT #223 – Strong Style. It’s Like Gangnam Style, Except With Injuries
Oct 15HEAT #222 – Spinal Fluid Ponchos, Get Yer Spinal Fluid Ponchos Here!
Oct 8HEAT #221 – Who Got The Worst Of It? Everyone.
Oct 1HEAT #220 – Having A Head Is Overrated
Sep 24HEAT #219 – Almost Murdering Everyone
Sep 17HEAT #218 – A New Kind Of Dead
Sep 10HEAT #217 – Super Murder
Sep 3HEAT #216 – Incomprehensibility For Everyone!
Aug 27HEAT #215 – The Flying Multiculturalism
Aug 20HEAT #214 – Looking Up At The Northern Lights
Aug 13HEAT #213 – The Exact Opposite Of The Plan
Aug 7HEAT #212 – Video Game Jokes Are A Leading Cause of Vertebrae Damage
Jul 30HEAT #211 – It’s Only Illegal If The Ref Sees It
Jul 23HEAT #210 – The Blorg Learns About Vertebrate Creatures
Jul 16HEAT #209 – Hitting The Language Barrier
Jul 9HEAT #208 – This Con Is Over
Jul 2HEAT #207 – Yakuza Kick: The Onomatopoeia
Jun 25HEAT #206 – A Team Of Scientists Took Years to Develop This Drop
Jun 19HEAT #205 – Rage Shit 2: The Re-Rage-Shittening
Jun 11HEAT #204 – The Re-Bloodening
Jun 4HEAT #203 – A Fat Guy Falls On A Slightly Less Fat Guy
May 28HEAT #202 – Wanton Senton
May 20HEAT #201 – Dick the Bastard’s Spine Hates This One
May 5HEAT #200 – Swerve! Tag! Clothesline! Sound Effects!
Apr 29HEAT #199 – Learnin’ Jerks To Stay Down
Apr 22HEAT #198 – Boogie Nightstick
Apr 14HEAT #197 – False Finish Ahoy!
Apr 7HEAT #196 – The Gas is Always Burrito Related
Mar 31HEAT #195 – Dead Mascots Society
Mar 24HEAT #194 – Fatty Bombed
Mar 17HEAT #193 – Amateur Back Surgery
Mar 10HEAT #192 – The Switch
Mar 3HEAT #191 – The Blob Planet Judge’s Standards Are Questionable
Feb 25HEAT #190 – Very Identified Flying Object
Feb 18HEAT #189 – Picking On The Little Guy
Feb 11HEAT #188 – Face-Kicking Pretty Goodery
Feb 4HEAT #187 – The Murder Number
Jan 29HEAT #186 – Punching Everyone But The Guy In The Ring
Jan 21HEAT #185 – From A Thousand-ish Feet In The Air
Jan 14HEAT #184 – They Still Haven’t Learned He’s Short

2011

Dec 24HEAT Christmas Special 2011
Dec 21HEAT #183 – Super Heavyweight, Muthafuckas!
Dec 17HEAT #182 – The Corpse-Scrapers Are On Speed Dial
Dec 14HEAT #181 – The Irresistable Force Meets The Very Movable Object
Dec 10HEAT #180 – The Bell, And Bells, Get Rung
Dec 8HEAT #179 – … And Their Opponents…
Dec 3HEAT #178 – Deal With An Inanimate Devil
Nov 30HEAT #177 – Representing Prison Asteroid 32J…
Nov 27HEAT #176 – The Cup
Nov 23HEAT #175 – This Is Wrestling
Nov 19HEAT #174 – Chapter 10: The Finals
Nov 16Classic Wrestling Moments #10
Nov 9HEAT #173 – The Finals Are Set
Nov 5HEAT #172 – Sore Winner
Nov 2HEAT #171 – He Was Right Over There The Whole Time
Oct 29HEAT #170 – Serious Like A Hart Attack
Oct 26HEAT #169 – Back Drop, Back Goes Pop
Oct 23HEAT #168 – Special Man-Pain 2: The Re-Man-Painening
Oct 19HEAT #167 – Oh Snap!
Oct 12HEAT #166 – The Referee’s Eyes Are Just For Show
Oct 8HEAT #165 – Tim Van Patten Is About To Die
Oct 5HEAT #164 – The Wrench Is Back In The Works
Oct 1HEAT #163 – Revenge Of Spanish Gibberish
Sep 29HEAT #162 – “Uno” Is The Number Of Brain Cells He Has Left
Sep 24HEAT #161 – ‘Sploded
Sep 21HEAT #160 – International Object
Sep 17HEAT #159 – The Ol’ Smack ‘n’ Flee
Sep 14HEAT #158 – The Rematch
Sep 10HEAT #157 – The Plan Calls for a Brick-Like Object
Sep 7HEAT #156 – Evening the Odds the Bastard Way
Sep 3HEAT #155 – Arguably Unnecessary Roughness
Aug 31HEAT #154 – Bazooka Knee
Aug 27HEAT #153 – Flying Knee Injury
Aug 24HEAT #152 – Meanwhile, Violence
Aug 19HEAT #151 – Title-Winning Wisdom
Aug 17HEAT #150 – Disssappointment
Aug 13HEAT #149 – Eye-Clawing Levels of Quality
Aug 10HEAT #148 – Of Rage And Poop
Aug 6HEAT #147 – That Sure Was A Draw
Aug 3HEAT #146 – The Floor Is Tapping Out Right Now
Jul 30HEAT #145 – Spinebuster!
Jul 27HEAT #144 – Everyone’s Attacking The Floor With Their Face
Jul 23HEAT #143 – The Concrete Fought the Law. The Concrete Won
Jul 20HEAT #142 – Commentators Are Not Medical Professionals
Jul 16HEAT #141 – El Krak
Jul 13HEAT #140 – The Fattest Train in the Galaxy
Jul 9HEAT #139 – Giant Stomp
Jul 6HEAT #138 – Breadbasket Made of Previously Eaten Bread
Jul 2HEAT #137 – Small Children Make Excellent Projectiles
Jun 29HEAT #136 – Not The Start They Hoped For
Jun 25HEAT #135 – Umberto Hulka Tells You Things You Already Know
Jun 22HEAT #134 – Sputter! Outrage! Sputter!
Jun 16HEAT #133 – He Has Faith in their Stupdity
Jun 11HEAT #132 – They Totally Weren’t Planning to Slam Him. Honest.
Jun 8HEAT #131 – Chapter 9: The Second Round
Jun 4Classic Wrestling Moments #9
Jun 1HEAT #130 – On The Board
May 28HEAT #129 – Gouged Eye of the Law
May 25HEAT #128 – I Continued to Fight the Law and it Punched Me Really Hard
May 21HEAT #127 – BOOT!
May 18HEAT #126 – I Fought The Law, And Punched It In The Head
Apr 30HEAT #125 – Roll Up The Rim To Win
Apr 27HEAT #124 – Almost Literally Flying Head Scissors
Apr 23HEAT #123 – Hurrican-Gangster
Apr 20HEAT #122 – Out Drinking With Gorilla Typhoon
Apr 16HEAT #121 – How Did His Hat Stay On?
Apr 13HEAT #120 – Arm Draggo En Americano
Apr 9HEAT #119 – Arm Draggo en Mexico
Apr 6HEAT #118 – Crockett’s Law
Apr 2HEAT #117 – Days Without Wrench-Based Injuries Are Typically Better
Mar 30HEAT #116 – Uno Gets Tres
Mar 26HEAT #115 – Throwing a Wrench in the Works
Mar 23HEAT #114 – The Referees Aren’t Actually Qualified to Tie Their Own Shoes
Mar 19HEAT #113 – I Went to a Wrestling Match and a Hockey Game Broke Out
Mar 16HEAT #112 – Fat Times At Super Max High
Mar 12HEAT #111 – Wildman Harris vs. The Reality That He’s Bad At Wrestling
Mar 9HEAT #110 – Splat
Mar 5HEAT #109 – The Slam Not Heard ‘Round the World
Mar 2HEAT #108 – Super Heavyweight
Feb 26HEAT #107 – Allegedly Well Over 500 Pounds
Feb 23HEAT #106 – The List of “Things That Are For Pussies” Grows
Feb 19HEAT #105 – The Towel
Feb 17HEAT #104 – Quit!
Feb 12HEAT Valentine’s Day Special 2011
Feb 9HEAT #103 – A Chiropractor’s Wet Dream
Feb 5HEAT #102 – Back Breaker’d
Feb 2HEAT #101 – Introduced to the Floor
Jan 29HEAT #100 – I Will Break You
Jan 26HEAT #99 – Doc’s Beard Is My Idol
Jan 22HEAT #98 – Vests: The Most Important Part of Headbutting People
Jan 19HEAT #97 – The Purple Rooster
Jan 15HEAT #96 – I Wish Every Press Conference Was Like This
Jan 12HEAT #95 – ‘At’sa Spicey Meataball!
Jan 8HEAT #94 – Chapter 8: The First Round
Jan 5Classic Wrestling Moments #8

2010

Dec 18HEAT Christmas Special 2010
Dec 15HEAT #93 – More Questionable Medical Competence
Dec 11HEAT #92 – Dust Up
Dec 8HEAT #91 – Rage and Questionable Medical Opinions
Dec 4HEAT #90 – Getting Hurt Professionally
Dec 1HEAT #89 – The Walk of Shame and Back Pain
Nov 27HEAT #88 – Buck Wild for Buck
Nov 24HEAT #87 – Man Learns That Landing Hurts
Nov 20HEAT #86 – Man Learns to Fly. Involuntarily
Nov 17HEAT #85 – The Rage of the Beast
Nov 13HEAT #84 – The Immovable Object Remains Immovable
Nov 11HEAT #83 – The Unstoppable Force IS the Immovable Object
Nov 7HEAT #82 – Unlucky. Definitely.
Nov 3HEAT #81 – (Un)Lucky 13
Oct 31HEAT Halloween Special
Oct 30HEAT #80 – Gorilla’s Poo Typhoon
Oct 27HEAT #79 – Chapter 7: Running the Gauntlet
Oct 23Classic Wrestling Moments #7
Oct 20HEAT #78 – Career Choices Make Doc a Happy Panda
Oct 16HEAT #77 – Exposure, But Not the Naked Kind
Oct 13HEAT #76 – The Not-So-Calm Before the Storm
Oct 9HEAT #75 – Gorilla Position
Oct 7HEAT #74 – What Locker Rooms Are Like in the Big Leagues
Oct 3HEAT #73 – Hallway Streaking
Sep 29HEAT #72 – My Name Is Phil And I Flew The Shuttle
Sep 25HEAT #71 – The Trail to Confusion
Sep 23HEAT #70 – What If We Makes Ya A Face?
Sep 18HEAT #69 – There Had To Be A Dick Joke In This One
Sep 15HEAT #68 – Into The Belly Of The Beast
Sep 11HEAT #67 – The WrestleDome
Sep 8HEAT #66 – The Call-Up
Sep 4HEAT #65 – Chapter 6: The Big Leagues
Sep 1Classic Wrestling Moments #6
Aug 14HEAT #64 – And The Winner Is…
Aug 11HEAT #63 – Piledriver! 1, 2… 3?
Aug 7HEAT #62 – Long, Insane Story About A Moose
Aug 4HEAT #61 – Much Better Hot Tag
Jul 31HEAT #60 – Worst Hot Tag Ever
Jul 28HEAT #59 – Roboteeth Are Totally A Thing
Jul 24HEAT #58 – Figurative Cock-block
Jul 21HEAT #57 – Mexican Jumping Bean
Jul 17HEAT #56 – Momentum Swing
Jul 14HEAT #55 – Special Man-Pain
Jul 10HEAT #54 – LGN in the Driver’s Seat, Brother
Jul 7HEAT #53 – Seeing Double… Dropkicks, That Is
Jul 3HEAT #52 – Jumped in the Aisle
Jun 30HEAT #51 – Chapter 5: Showdown
Jun 26HEAT: Classic Wrestling Moments #5
Jun 23HEAT #50 – It’s Not a Bad Idea Unless it Kills You
Jun 19HEAT #49 – Angry T-Shirt Purchasing
Jun 16HEAT #48 – Narrow Escapes Are Also a Big Deal
Jun 12HEAT #47 – Not-So-Quiet Riot
Jun 9HEAT #46 – Smack Talk
Jun 5HEAT #45 – The Run-In
Jun 2HEAT #44 – Arguing in the Abstract
May 29HEAT #43 – Dry-Cleaning Not Included
May 26HEAT #42 – Racism of the Future
May 22HEAT #41 – Kick Some Back
May 19HEAT #40 – Chapter 4: Enemy Territory
May 17Classic Wrestling Moments #4
May 15HEAT #39 – The Troglodytes
May 12HEAT 38 – Dead Weight
May 8HEAT #37 – Conned!
May 5HEAT #36 – Sparkly Jackets are Sparkly
Apr 30HEAT #35 – The 38th Meanest Creature
Apr 28HEAT #34 – The Warden Doesn’t Do Much Manual Labour
Apr 23HEAT #33 – The Warden
Apr 21HEAT #32 – Really Specific
Apr 17HEAT #31 – Ron’s Balls: The Re-Droppening
Apr 15HEAT #30 – Chapter 3: The Con
Apr 12Classic Wrestling Moments #3
Apr 10HEAT #29 – Ragnar’s Revenge
Apr 7HEAT #28 – Ragnarok
Apr 3HEAT #27 – Here Is Your Winner…
Mar 31HEAT #26 – Discount Nose Job
Mar 27HEAT #25 – The Bull and the Horns
Mar 24HEAT #24 – Almost A Comeback
Mar 20HEAT #23 – Gonna Need More Than A Helmet
Mar 17HEAT #22 – Blood Is For Pussies
Mar 13HEAT #21 – The Legend’s Lid
Mar 10HEAT #20 – Viking?
Mar 6HEAT #19 – The Match Board
Mar 3HEAT #18 – A Creepy Thing About A Squirrel
Feb 27HEAT #17 – Sweet Mother of Balls
Feb 24HEAT #16 – Chapter 2: The Bastard and the Bully
Feb 22HEAT: Classic Wrestling Moments #2
Feb 20HEAT #15 – Post-Victory Escape
Feb 17HEAT #14 – Roll-up!
Feb 13HEAT #13 – The China Shop
Feb 10HEAT #12 – Who’s Next? The Gullible One
Feb 6HEAT #11 – Bullied
Feb 3HEAT #10 – The Wooly Bully
Feb 1HEAT #9 – Yo’ Mama
Jan 30HEAT #8 – The Poor Chumps
Jan 27HEAT #7 – Thrown to the Wolves
Jan 23HEAT #6 – Learnin’ Time part 2
Jan 22HEAT #5 – Learnin’ Time
Jan 21HEAT #4 – Trick Question?
Jan 20HEAT #3 – The Basics of Bone ‘Splosion
Jan 19HEAT #2 – Not on the Same Page
Jan 18HEAT #1 – Chapter 1: The Kid
Jan 13HEAT: Classic Wrestling Moments #1