Game plans don’t always go the way you want them to. Like when your plan is to not let a fat guy slam his elbow into your face, but it happens anyway. That’s something everyone can relate to, right? Right? No?
I’m continuing to build HEAT create-a-wrestlers in WWE ’12. Mad Doc Crockett is finished, complete with a custom finisher that involves a mule kick to the balls prior to a Cobra Clutch. Which inexplicably can’t be used as the end piece of a custom finisher, so it turns into a neckbreaker. Up next, finishing rebuilding Dick the Bastard after I accidentally overwrote him with the Blandinator himself, Jacob Cass. Stupid shitty story mode CAW.
Next week: Vinny is a dick. Also, chain wresting while The Blorg and John Bradley say funny things.
