It’s important that the rulebook have protocols in place in case everyone involved dies simultaneously. I wonder if that’s buried in, like, the MLB or NFL rulebook somewhere? “In the event that all the players die simultaneously, the game is a draw. And also very sad.” This was another case of having trouble building move sets for the lucha guys that aren’t arm drags or aerial moves. In hindsight, I should have watched way more lucha to analyze movesets, but also… that’s very time consuming.

Speaking of time consuming, I’m on the Sumo Hall G1 shows now. So far I’ve got two G1 matches at ***** (Naito/Ibushi and Okada/Elgin). Suzuki/Okada didn’t get there for me, though. It was excellent, but probably not even a top 5 match for me so far.

Next Week: The violence escalates. Somehow. Read it now on Patreon!