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HEAT #373 – CRANK 3: Sci-Fi Furniture

by Jeff on January 4, 2016 at 4:20 am

Welcome back, folks! It’s a new year and we’re starting off with a bang… or whatever noise you want a chair breaking over an ant’s head to make. I hope you all had a nice holiday, I know I got a lot of drawing done. And probably got fatter, because there were cookies and chocolate and egg nog pretty much everywhere.

The annual New Japan Tokyo Dome show is on right now, so it seems like perfect timing for HEAT to return. If I’m estimating correctly, Okada’s main event title defence against Tanahashi should be getting under way as I type this.

Now that HEAT is back, there’s also going to be some adjustments made to the Patreon page, primarily tweaking things to accommodate my new HeavyMetal.com project, Where Is Zog?

Next Week: What did those guys just say? No, really, what are they talking about? Read it now on Patreon!

└ Tags: Cesar Garcia Gonzalez, Chair Shot, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, Los Antelones, Los Gordinflones Negros, Lucha Libre de la Muerte, Referee

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HEAT #372 – Ant-Swatter

by Jeff on December 14, 2015 at 9:40 pm

Posted In: Heat Comics

It only took 372 HEAT strips for the first chair shot to occur! Part of that involved figuring out how to either justify folding chairs existing unchanged in a thousand years, or to come up with a way for the floating chairs to hit somebody in a way that looked good. On the plus side, it means nobody is going to bother booking a Chairs match in the HEAT universe anytime soon, if ever.

Next week is the annual Christmas Special, followed by some time off before jumping back into things in January.

Next Week: The Christmas Special! See it now on Patreon!

└ Tags: Chair Shot, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, Los Antelones, Lucha Libre de la Muerte, Referee, Ring Announcer

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HEAT #371 – Mask-Tearing Is Still How You Get Ants

by Jeff on December 8, 2015 at 12:32 am

Posted In: Heat Comics

HEAT #371 – Mask-Tearing Is Still How You Get Ants

Sorry for the slightly late update. Over the weekend I was involved in a 48 hour marathon to make the world’s largest comic book (and also raise some money for charity and celebrate the Royal Alberta Museum’s move). As a result, my sense of what day it is or what’s going on around me has taken a beating.

Also over the weekend, my HeavyMetal.com series, “Where Is Zog?” has been updated. Have you wanted to see the inside of a Tribble/dinosaur hybrid? Well, this is the comic for you.

Next Week: El Bastarde has an ant problem. Read it now on Patreon!

└ Tags: Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, Los Antelones, Los Gordinflones Negros, Pinfall, Referee

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HEAT #370 – The Ant Prefers Not Getting Beat Up

by Jeff on November 30, 2015 at 8:24 pm

Posted In: Heat Comics

HEAT #370 – The Ant Prefers Not Getting Beat Up

Weird, that Los Antelones prefer NOT getting beaten up by an asshole in a viking helmet. Also, El Bastarde may have accidentally invented a new finishing move for himself. I say may because I don’t know what to call it yet.

In other news, I have a new comic up on HeavyMetal.com, called Where Is Zog? You should go check it out. I’m told new ones will be posted weekly. It’s going to be incorporated into the Patreon rewards, so keep an eye out for that.

Speaking of Patreon, for as little as $1 a month you can check out new HEAT strips a week early! Find out what happens next week, right now!

└ Tags: Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, German Suplex, Los Antelones, Lucha Libre de la Muerte, Ragnar's Revenge

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HEAT #369 – Tagged In! Sort Of

by Jeff on November 23, 2015 at 10:10 pm

Posted In: Heat Comics

This is the first HEAT update on my NEW COMPUTER! WHOOOO. Going a week with only my phone as a computing device was not super fun. No, it was not. I had to use my mom’s work computer to scan next week’s strip.

In other news, Survivor Series was a thing that happened. That’s about the entirety of my thoughts on it, aside from a groaning noise that I don’t want to figure out how to convey via text. The Authority is opening RAW for what feels like the ten thousandth consecutive week as a type this, so… yay.

Next Week: Is that a new El Bastarde finisher? It might be another new El Bastarde finisher! Find out now on Patreon! You can become a patron for as little as $1 a month! You should do that.

└ Tags: Cesar Garcia Gonzalez, Clothesline, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, Lariat, Los Antelones, Los Gordinflones Negros, Lucha Libre de la Muerte

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HEAT #368 – Los Gorfinflones Strategery

by Jeff on November 16, 2015 at 9:58 pm

Posted In: Heat Comics

I’m posting the comic from my phone for the first time, because my computer decided it didn’t want to live in this world anymore. Relatedly, if you want to throw a few bucks at the HEAT Patreon page, that would help me out a lot.

Speaking of Patreon, patrons can see next week’s comic right now!

└ Tags: Cesar Garcia Gonzalez, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, Los Antelones, Los Gordinflones Negros, Lucha Libre de la Muerte

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HEAT #367 – Stupid Ant Face

by Jeff on November 9, 2015 at 9:16 pm

Posted In: Heat Comics

German suplexing an ant into the crowd is an appropriate reaction to being annoyed by said ant, right? Yeah, that seems about right.

If you’re in the greater Lethbridge area, you should come check out the Lethbridge Entertainment Expo! I’ll be there selling stuff, which you should buy. Capitalism!

Speaking of capitalism, you can a digital version of pretty much everything I’ve done by becoming a patron on Patreon. There’s also a bunch of other cool stuff on there, but it’s also how HEAT continues to exist in this world that demands that we pay for things.

Next Week: Los Gordinflones Strategery… wait, what? Read it right now on Patreon!

└ Tags: Cesar Garcia Gonzalez, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, German Suplex, Los Antelones

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HEAT #366 – Mask Of The Fan-Tasm

by Jeff on November 2, 2015 at 5:55 am

Posted In: Heat Comics

Weird that falling into the crowd would turn out poorly for somebody whose spending most of their time disrespecting a sacred tradition… huh. Well, we all learn new things, I guess.

Speaking of learning new things, I’m playing with some new software that will result in an online store that looks like a competent person was involved in its set-up. Once I figure out a way to ship things that doesn’t involve Canada Post charging exorbitant prices, I’ll be all set.

Next Week: Revenge is a dish best served almost immediately. Read it now by becoming a a patron on Patreon!

└ Tags: Carlos Garcia Gonzalez, Dick the Bastard, El Bastarde, El Comentarista, Los Antelones, Lucha Libre de la Muerte

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