In junior high I rewrote the lyrics to Big Show’s theme to be about taking a really big poop. I made it my AIM “away” message, back when that was a thing people did.

Also, just a heads up, but the August 11th strip might not go up until August 12th, as I’ll be returning from Yukomicon on Monday and don’t know when I’ll be getting back, because airlines kind of just do whatever they want. Incidentally, those of you who will be in Whitehorse from August 8th to 10th should stop by my booth at Yukomicon!

Next Week: A very specific kind of stink.