The return of Los Gordinflones Negros! The most impactful way to return? Stretching before heading to the ring!

I actually watched RAW all the way through, and man was that Rollins/Cena US Title match fun. Also, I’m totally stealing this from my friend Dan who texted me about it, but Cena’s busted nose made him look like he was a Mr. Potato Head.

Next Week: Bargaining. Read it now on Patreon!