Guess who thought yesterday was Thursday? Me! Guess who’s an idiot? Me! I choose to believe that the extra comic on Monday threw me off.

Holy crap! It’s a new character! That’s right, Dick the Bastard, Mad Doc Crockett, and the Wooly Bully aren’t the ENTIRE cast, even though it’s probably seemed like it so far. Although it’s probably not the most auspicious debut when your introduction to readers sees you get dropkicked in the nads by your tag team partner. And apparently I like to draw people with things shoved down the front of their pants (for example, this comic).

On Saturday: What we have here is a failure to kick the right guy.