We have commentators again! Hurray! Now I don’t have to rely on the wrestlers talking to write jokes, because nuts to that. What is this, Spider-Man? Grunting and punching are the only acceptable forms of in-ring communication.

CMLL watchers will recognize the TV stage, as I based it on the 81st Anniversario show from 2014. Of course, the ads on that stage weren’t for Where Is Zog?, but that comic didn’t exist yet, and I also don’t speak Spanish, which is important in negotiating advertising deals with Mexican wrestling promotions.

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