BREAKING NEWS! I fucking suck at updating lately. Which is ridiculous, because this page has been finished for nearly a month now. How hard is it to remember that it’s Wednesday?
That aside, this page is a bit of a nod to the countless stories about the shenanigans that go on in wrestling locker rooms, although I suspect that naked title belt theft resulting in running face-first into a wall isn’t the most common occurrence.
This is also the first appearance of the Galactic Wrestling Television Champion, Smashmouth Smith. Who at this point isn’t especially important, but will get a bigger role later on. He was first mentioned as Jebediah Mudd’s nemesis in this installment of Bodyslam Magazine.
On Saturday: Gorilla Position isn’t as sexual as it sounds. Or is it? And hopefully I remember to update on the right goddamn day.