I’m not sure what Dick thought would happen when he tried to pick up Kong. I mean, he’s only three or four times Dick’s weight, what could possibly go wrong?

I’m tired, sick, and can’t think of anything interesting to say about this page, so instead I’m just going to plug my new hockey blog, Fuhr and Loathing, and call it a night.

On Wednesday: Kong is not a happy immovable object.