Ah, Mighty Kong. Goddamn does he give me scale issues. Kind of like Wooly Bully, but moreso. His Gorilla Press to the floor finisher comes from an old wrestling video game of which I only have a vague recollection from a Nintendo Power article. In it, somebody’s finisher was throwing opponents out of the ring, even though it was a real wrestler who definitely did not do that as a finisher. I believe it was Vader or Ultimate Warrior.

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