Mighty Kong is like the wrestling pope with his indulgences. But not the TNA pope, because Kong is a top star who wins a lot and draws money.

In other news, I’m going to be a guest on Jason Mann’s Wrestlespective podcast pretty soon, which you should all check out. We’ll be discussing the 2006 ECW December To Dismember main event, the Extreme Elimination Chamber. Our conversation will likely be far better received than the event itself was. I’m not sure when it will be going up, but if you subscribe to the show on iTunes, you’ll get it in your feed as soon as it’s available!

Next Week: Vamp, vamp!