I thought Monday was Sunday. Stupid long weekend.

Also, apparently the flying headbutt is the new move that everyone acts aghast about and claims they’ve supported being banned for years. I’m not sure when the wrestler safety high horse became a popular ride, but it seems in line with the current societal trend toward all of a sudden being upset about how most sports destroy your body. Speaking of which, that topic came up on We Talk Wrestling, which I was on last week.

Next Week: Figuring out how to get Kong in the ring without a space forklift.