If his face were made of metal, he would look like Dr. Doom, which would be pretty cool. Actually… that gives me an idea.
This also smacks of The Mountain vs. The Viper, except less horrific. A lot less horrific.
And thus concludes today’s newspost, in which I only make references to other media.
Wait, scratch that. Go watch NXT Takeover, because it was crazytown-bananapants-good. THAT IS VERY GOOD. Better than Arrival, overall, although Zayn/Cesaro is still the best NXT supershow match.
Next Week: Richard the Lionheart insists on continuing to TRY. What an asshole.