Have I mentioned I don’t know Spanish, and half of it is made up? That applies to titles too.

WrestleMania is in like two weeks! I’m looking forward to the party surrounding it, but I don’t know if I’m into the card at this point. I think the show will probably be better than the card looks on paper, though. That might just be blind optimism, but if you remove the poor storytelling there are some interesting combinations of wrestlers that could produce memorable matches. Or attendance will be like 60,000 and Vince McMahon will yell at the audience for not buying more tickets, which means we’ll get to see his head explode on PPV. What do you guys think? Hyped for WrestleMania?

Next Week: Two coconuts being smashed together is the best sound effect ever. Read it now on Patreon!