When I was playing dodgeball, and when I go to indie wrestling shows, demanding that people do a flip is a pretty common occurrence for me.

In other news, the NJPW G1 Climax has begun! I’m typing this newspost with the Hirooki Goto vs. Bad Luck Fale A-Block match playing in another tab. Are you guys watching? Who have you got going to the finals? I’ve got a feeling it’s going to end up being Okada/Naito, with Naito winning to set up a feud-ender at Wrestle Kingdom.

I would, however, lose my goddamn mind if Tenzan made it out of the A Block and lost to Naito in the finals. Fuck. That story would be so good.

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