I always enjoy the keys to victory in sports games, because they’re almost always obvious things that aren’t at all unique to that team. “The offence needs to execute.” That’s an actual key to a game that I remember seeing. That describes EVERY OFFENCE in EVERY SPORT. “Work hard” was another one. Again, EVERYONE IN EVERY SPORT NEEDS TO DO THAT. Get it together, sports commentary.

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